(Sutamai) Daily Mini Talk, 08 May 2017

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08 May 2017

 

Characters: Kujo Household.

 

Title: Happy Birthday, Shindo-san!

 

Shindo: Has your condition worsened or something, Kujo? You’re calling on me straight off in the morning and all.

 

Kujo: Yes, concerning that...

—Go! Keep a proper eye on where you’re walking...!

 

Miyase: Oh! Aaahh......

 

Kaname: (Uh, the cake is...)

 

Kirishima: Woaahhh...!!! What the hell!?

 

[SPLAT]

 

Miyase: Oh dear! I’m so sorry, Kirishima-san!

I’ll go fetch you a towel!

 

Kaname: Haha, you’re covered all over in cake, Koya-kun.

 

Kirishima: Oh, this cake is hella tasty!

 

Kujo: Sigh......

(The plan was to celebrate by surprising Shindo, but oh well.)

(I suppose there’s no helping it.)

 

Shindo: And? Is there some connection between me and that cake?

 

Kaname: You haven’t figured it out, Kiyoshi-san?

 

Kujo: May 8th is your birthday.

 

Shindo: ...... Oh, right. So it’s that, huh.

 

Kirishima: What a weak reaction.

 

Shindo: You expect me to get pumped up at every little thing like that at this age?

 

Kujo: That is true. Well, I’m always in your care—

So I want you to accept this.

 

Shindo: !!!

(This is...!)

(The Bunny-Bunny merch from the Ichiban **JI1 that I had given up on because it was sold out immediately!!)

 

• 1Ichiban KUJI (it was censored) is a popular lottery for merch in Japan and is owned by Banpresto. Link: http://bpnavi.jp/s/

 

Kaname: You look really pleased with that. Here, this is from me.

 

Shindo: Protein, huh? Practical stuff save me a lot of trouble, so thanks.

 

Kaname: (Though the only ones to call that stuff practical are either athletes or you and Koya-kun.)

 

Miyase: I apologize to have kept you waiting, Kirishima-san.

Please wipe yourself down using this and then quickly go take a bath.

 

Kirishima: Thanks!

Hey, Shindo, I really can’t stand you but I’ll give you this.

 

Shindo: T-This is...!! Are you sure, Kirishima!?

 

Kirishima: Yeah, if it’s you then I trust that you’ll do it justice.

 

Shindo: Shit... I owe you one.

 

Kaname: What is that?

 

Kirishima: It’s still too early for kids to know.

 

Shindo: It’s sort of something with an adult taste.

 

Miyase: Well, well... It seems like it’s something that we’re not allowed to see.

 

Kirishima: Try using it at night.

 

Shindo: Yeah, I’ll do it secretly by myself.

 

Kaname: ...... What’s with that questionable impression?

 

Kujo: Don’t act with such a lack of dignity in front of Kaname.

 

Shindo: Hmm......? Could you all be mistaking something here?

 

Kirishima: What I gave him was a “Midnight Muscle Training Set”, you know.

 

Kaname: ......

 

Kujo: ...... Well, make sure to also be moderate in the muscle training.

Now then, let’s kick this off once again with everyone.

 

Everyone: Happy Birthday, Shindo(-san)!

 

Shindo: ...... Thanks.

 

They say that from that night onwards, while being surrounded by Bunny-Bunny merch—

It has become possible to spot the figure of a back-alley doctor working hard on his muscle training.